t-h-i-s-w-o-r-d

An I really writing though? Like if I put this here, these words that are the result of fingers moving, which is the result of some electrical trigger that says "type 't-h-i-s-wo-r-d'?" Am I the source of this

On the Television the two men say

That's a guarantee

That's a guarantee

That's a guarantee

back and forth to each other ad nauseam as if they are trying to convince me that this was not in fact a clack resulting from some electric impulse sent from brain to finger to brain to mouth so that I would buy whatever it was they were trying to get me to buy. Did they not realize how insane it was that that some sort of shockwave-in-someone's-folded-and-crinkly-brain-tissue-sent-to-fingers sent to another's-equally insanely-folded-and-crinkly-brain-sent-to-mouth-and-face-and-movements would supersede whatever guarantee was previously promised. Like your deal was more interesting than the formation of language? As if!!!!!!

In other news, I'm not sure if I know where my keys are, oneday some internet nerd will find this blog, etc etc