Colin Stetson, New History Warfare Volume Two: Judges
Jazz arpeggiator that is good enough to have a hat named for him.
Anatomy Of Habit, s/t
These songs remind me of beermosas.
Shabazz Palaces, Black Up
I liked it even better when they were named after bugs.
Das Racist, Relax
I think I laugh at a new place every time, but it might just be the same place.
Liturgy, Aesthethica
Hipster black metal trolls, like in the Internet sense.
Raphael Saadiq, Stone Rollin'
Because everyone wants to live when there is such a thing as Soul music.
Bon Iver, Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Big ups to Bon Iver for rekindling my love of Phil Collins.
27 December 2011
23 December 2011
I Just Watched "Big" and I Have Some Issues with It
1. From Mrs. Baskin's perspective, this is a movie about child molestation.
2. If I was a grown woman and a guy took me back to his loft to show me his trampoline and blow-up Godzilla, I would get the fuck out.
3. Having your boss catch you playing Lazer Tag in a toy store gets you fired, not promoted.
4. From Mrs. Patterson's perspective, this is a movie about a toy executive who invites young boys into his office, and probably molests them.
5. At some point, Susan realizes she's been sleeping with a 13-year-old. Shouldn't she, like, vomit?
6. The part where Susan says, "You won't even remember me." and Josh says, "Oh, yes I will." is supposed to be touching, but actually its creepy.
2. If I was a grown woman and a guy took me back to his loft to show me his trampoline and blow-up Godzilla, I would get the fuck out.
3. Having your boss catch you playing Lazer Tag in a toy store gets you fired, not promoted.
4. From Mrs. Patterson's perspective, this is a movie about a toy executive who invites young boys into his office, and probably molests them.
5. At some point, Susan realizes she's been sleeping with a 13-year-old. Shouldn't she, like, vomit?
6. The part where Susan says, "You won't even remember me." and Josh says, "Oh, yes I will." is supposed to be touching, but actually its creepy.
Top 9 Dreams, 2011
1. I have a deck of cards, but it is not the right type.
2. Those black dots are hurting Tom Hanks.
3. I didn't know that what I made was meth, so how could I have known I was giving meth out to children?
4. Camping in a blank space.
5. I think maybe it had something to do with sledding?
6. I have the worst class I could possibly imagine, but I am teaching them at the beach.
7. Driving on a foggy road on a cliff, listening to Santana.
8. Double wide airplane, almost missing the connecting flight, second plane crashes, buying candy at the duty-free shop, the airport parking lot is deserted.
9. Lawn ornament turns into Jesus, I say, "Jee-SUS!," Jesus says, "Whassup?!" (reissue)
2. Those black dots are hurting Tom Hanks.
3. I didn't know that what I made was meth, so how could I have known I was giving meth out to children?
4. Camping in a blank space.
5. I think maybe it had something to do with sledding?
6. I have the worst class I could possibly imagine, but I am teaching them at the beach.
7. Driving on a foggy road on a cliff, listening to Santana.
8. Double wide airplane, almost missing the connecting flight, second plane crashes, buying candy at the duty-free shop, the airport parking lot is deserted.
9. Lawn ornament turns into Jesus, I say, "Jee-SUS!," Jesus says, "Whassup?!" (reissue)
09 December 2011
Dick Army
I just read the entirety of this blog, and cannot believe that none of it existed before my move to California . I cannot fathom life before ifoundthistape, but fathoming life before life before the Golden State is quite, quite easy. Are all the parts of me parts of me? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
In these proclamitory moments, I choose an inaudible tone of voice. Not gravel and screaming, but jumbled, for, as it turns out, I'm a writer who is scared of what he will write.
Maybe I'll delete this. Burzum is Neu-ian.
In these proclamitory moments, I choose an inaudible tone of voice. Not gravel and screaming, but jumbled, for, as it turns out, I'm a writer who is scared of what he will write.
Maybe I'll delete this. Burzum is Neu-ian.
Dick Army
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Dick Army
We
are a spilled drink,
seeping towards the edge
of the table,
waiting to be
sopped up,
or to tumble, free,
over the side.
We--
on the other hand--
are
a spilled drink
seeping
towards
the edge
of the
table waiting
to be sopped
up to tumble
free
over
the side.
are a spilled drink,
seeping towards the edge
of the table,
waiting to be
sopped up,
or to tumble, free,
over the side.
We--
on the other hand--
are
a spilled drink
seeping
towards
the edge
of the
table waiting
to be sopped
up to tumble
free
over
the side.
08 December 2011
Dick Army
14 and then the getaway. Let loose. Forget the yellow fever fever, its time to yell "drop this. drop this on a hot footed left foot and leave it .l e a v e it for the dogs to eat. but the dogs can't even et cheese? constipation you say?"
Inside the green zone, Newt Gingrich's name's being tossed about, as in "waht do you want for Christmas?" "I don't know, just not a Newt Gingrich. I'm so sick of Newt Gingriches."
Inside the green zone, Newt Gingrich's name's being tossed about, as in "waht do you want for Christmas?" "I don't know, just not a Newt Gingrich. I'm so sick of Newt Gingriches."
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