Showing posts with label Popularity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Popularity. Show all posts

13 June 2008

In an Effort to Increase my Popularity, I've Decided

1. My name will now be my first initial and a shortened, more Americanized version of my last name.

2. My vocal inflections with be a subtle allusion to civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr.

3. To record, release, and deny my consent to a sex tape.

4. To produce my reality television in the "Bravo style."

5. To no longer wear a helmet.

6. My Second Life character will own an in ground pool and wear a robe.

7. To double the amount of calls to my five.