This blog in audio form

The author of this blog is also the "genius" behind the "band" Friday Nite!. Check out their new "album" and download it for zero dollars right here:




41 "songs". Quantity over quality.

Blog In Reverse

David in reverse.
Zombie apocalypse in reverse.
Islands in reverse.
Food in reverse.
The table was moved in reverse.
One less barf bag in reverse.
Scuba diving in reverse.
Flower painting in reverse.
Perfumed mouthwash in reverse.
Jean jackets in reverse.
London in reverse.
Road trips in reverse.
Gold rush in reverse.
Natural history museum in reverse.
Ferry in reverse.
Facetime in reverse.
Dramamine in reverse.
Mission Delores in reverse.
Remote control in reverse.
Curls in reverse.
Shakespeare in reverse.
Sharpie in reverse.
Internet in reverse.
Track lights in reverse.
Mozart in reverse.
Mass in reverse.
Cafe latte in reverse.
Chuck Spoliar in reverse.
Mountains in reverse.
General public in reverse.
Madness in reverse.
Ghost ride the whip in reverse.
Camel toe in reverse.
The Cure's "Let's Go To Bed" in reverse.
Henry VIII in reverse.
Urine in reverse.
Chihuahuas in reverse.
Ale washed wits in reverse.
Jerry curl in reverse.
River in reverse.
Police siren in reverse.
Skyscraper construction in reverse.
Wind in reverse.
V in reverse.
Week two in reverse.
Children in reverse.
Age of Enlightenment in reverse.
Surfing in reverse.
Double entendre in reverse.
666 in reverse.
Taking pictures in reverse.
Theft in reverse.
Yes in reverse.
Facebook invitations in reverse.
Horse race in reverse.
Queen in reverse.
White noise in reverse.
Renting housing in reverse.
Grey in reverse.
Fat in reverse.
Pretense in reverse.
Bus stop in reverse.
Spaghetti Western in reverse.
Martinelli's Sparkling Cider in reverse.
Masculinity in reverse.
Body piercing in reverse.
Punctuation in reverse.
Vibrate in reverse.
Sam McPheeters  in reverse.
Fuel efficiency in reverse.
Wind tunnel in reverse.
Some loud British accents in reverse.
Efficiency in reverse.
In reverse in reverse.

Going for the record

I've not blogged like this since 2008, the Year of the Blog. Its time to get this blog roll a rolling! Time to blog up to the blogosphere! Love, lift us up where we b-log! This is my blog cabin! Let's pull some peat moss from this blog to keep us warm all winter. Bloglight Savings Time. The morning blog, lifting from the sea.

We b-log to the light
We b-log to the thunder
We b-log to the sound of the words
We've both blog-rolled under

Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We b-log, we b-log
We b-log together!

The blog run! Blogster! Blogman! Blog-gone it! You'll be punished with a severe blogging! Blog it up! What I'm saying is, "Self, you need to set a personal blog best and make blog thousand blogleven the new Year of the Blog Part II: Electric Blogaloo."

Jars of Clay Davis

I just checked my ifoundthitape blog stats and saw that googling "the wire-shhhhhhiiiiiit" led some poor soul to this goddamm blog. I feel so honored. The following is a list of things that hopefully someday someone will search and lead them to this god-forsaken place:

Beastie Boys Bob Dylan sample

mustache + competition

cuuuuuuuttttte pugs

Mr. T iced tea

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Cat Massage

luke burbank drunk photo

kelly kapowski fan club

MHC my horsemeat company

toenail collection

gary debusey celebrity apprentice

riders on the storm gutters inc

U2b

humanure

More Goddamn Blogs

I have yet another blog, called March Madnesses. This time, my solipsism takes the form of a bracket.

Black Hole Sun (of man)

Scientists have hypothesized that exact copies of this blog (this blog) exist in unfathomable numbers throughout the universe. Even this letter : l. This fact either proves or disproves the existence of God*. There is no room for agnostics.

Blog about Blog about Sandwiches

Like sandwiches? I know you do. That's why I also think that you will like Sandwiches, a new blog about sandwiches. Reviews of every sandwich eaten by me, and by co-creator Ed. Sandwich schematics of homemade sandwiches, also known as Sandwiches's Sandwiches. Sandwich anecdotes. Sandwich rants and raves. Get ready.

blogaboutsandwiches.blogspot.com
blogaboutsandwiches.blogspot.com
blogaboutsandwiches.blogspot.com

A converstion I had Recently

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Blogga day

A blog a day in the month of May, plus five months. Though now that I've boasted this goal in public, failure is inevitable. So people, here it is: The blog about my intention to blog. It is day three and I have already resorted to this.

In other news, my hair is shorter than my dog's, the fern in the living room is currently in silhouette, water is still delicious, and I cut my finger but I don't know how.

Other Blogs

Other blogs spew lies, while this blog basks in truth.
Other blogs are poorly written, while this blog's turns of phrase are subtle and sophisticated.
Other blogs are weighted with bias, while this blog soars freely through the airy breeze of objectivity.
Other blogs stoop to personal attacks, while this blog empowers all who read it.
Other blogs perpetuate the myth of the American Dream, while this blog fights for equity.
Other blogs are dudes, while this blog is a guy.
Other blogs examine the theories behind robots, while this blog just likes robots.
Other blogs stop off for fast food on the way home, while this blog relishes in preparing and serving home-cooked meals.
Other blogs are unsympathetic, while this blog always puts itself in others' shoes.
Other blogs are uncaring, while this blog is sensitive.
Other blogs knowingly and willfully embezzle funds from public welfare programs, while this blog is fiscally and socially responsible.
Other blog smell their hands, while this blog refrains from such activities.
Other blogs teach, while this blog learns.
Other blogs prefer energy drinks, while this blog abuses coffee and yerba mate.
Other blogs say yerba "ma-tay," while this blog says yerba "mate."
Other blogs lack focus, while this blog is poignant and concise.
Other blogs are preemptive, while this blog values diplomacy.
Other blogs are political, while this blog concerns itself with the daily goings-on of average existence.
Other blogs think they know shit about music, while this blog actually knows shit abut music.
Other blogs __________________, while this blog _________________________.