Advanced Medspa Accepts Most Insurances.

Find this pen in your bag and take it out. It is MAGIC when you write. MAGIC--mysterious and complete! On paper it moves makes bodily fluids seems beautiful in arches and swoops. Find this pen in your bag and write this word: Indeterminate. At this moment, THIS moment now, right now...At this moment you are living and at this moment you are in flight.

All the words at once, all the words of this moment only make sense together. All the words at once, only read together will make sense. All the words at
once: Tyler
Perry notebook
out we
can do
it lit
book vocabulary
wall of
inspiration the
dream that
god has
given you
homework test
Monday support
agenda do
your best
exit route
these pants
can change
the world.

Six Good Albums of 2008 Haiku

WHY?-Alopecia
Over-listened to
in '08, so Anna says
to turn it off now.

A Silver Mt. Zion-13 Blues for Thirteen Moons
One million died to
make whining sound powerful
again. (Nice haircut.)

Kanye West-808s and Heartbreak
Every morning, I
wake up and make a Robo
Cop sound effect: Vreeet.

The Streets-Everything Is Borrowed
Philosophy and
ecology tips from a
Limey drug dealer.

High Places-s/t
I never realized
Indian people looked like
hipsters from Brooklyn

Sun Kil Moon-April
If Mark would turn the
vocals down and the solos
up, it would slay me.

Solicitation of Band Names

If you had a band, what would you call it? Here's the start of a list:

1. Stubble Field
2. Iraq Z
3. Thee Continental
4. Thee Three
5. Change Pants

Please add to this list with far better suggestions thank you.

Blog about Blog about Sandwiches

Like sandwiches? I know you do. That's why I also think that you will like Sandwiches, a new blog about sandwiches. Reviews of every sandwich eaten by me, and by co-creator Ed. Sandwich schematics of homemade sandwiches, also known as Sandwiches's Sandwiches. Sandwich anecdotes. Sandwich rants and raves. Get ready.

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Holy Ass!

Did you see this??? I can't effing BELIEVE this. Well I can. It is Illinois, where one governor is already in prison. AND Blago's hair is ridiculous. I trust no person, man or woman, with that haircut. But still...this is soooo ridic.

So says the governor: "Give this "motherf***er [the President-elect] his senator? F*** him. For nothing? F*** him. I will put [Senate Candidate 4] in the Senate before I just give F***ing [Senate Candidate 1] a F***ing Senate seat and I don't get anything."

ON TAPE! These tapes NEED to be released. According to this Sun Times article, he was also caught on tape trying to start a bidding war for the Senate seat, trying to insure six-figure salaried jobs for him and his wife in exchange for Senate seat, and trying to influence the editorial staff of the Chicago Tribune by threatening to halt the sale of Wrigley Field. Its like a frigging movie!

Rat Update

Rat Count: 11

Peanut butter, ice cream lamp shade, basket, tree, dog, arm, hurt, fork, polenta, window.

Chicago and Kanye

I'm here in Chicago, 11 am in this time zone, waiting to go back to a movie theater that hopefully has found my wallet. Its bittersweet to be back here. The city keeps changing like all things do, and I'm realizing that at some point I'll come back and not recognize a thing. I forget that I'm living in a place that is relatively free of chain stores. Driving around this city feels like being in the parking lot for an extremely elaborate mall that grows and grows.

The new Kanye West is the best album of the year.

Last night, walking home, the streets were quiet and dark, except for the streetlights and the constant rush of cars. We left the theater laughing, oblivious to the cold, and went back to Theo's to watch youtube videos and squirrels dressed as Saddam Hussein.