29 August 2010

Why are you so annoying?

I'm not annoying; you are.
No, YOU are.
NO, YOU are.
You are.
YOU are.
You ARE.
You are.
YOU ARE.
YOU ARE!
NO YOU ARE.
YOU ARE!
You are.
YOU ARE.
YOU YOU ARE ARE
YYOOUU AARREE.
YOU YOU ARE ARE
YYOOUU AARREE.
YOU YOU ARE ARE
YOU YOU ARE ARE
YYOOUU AARREE.
YAORUE.
You are.
YYOOUU AARREE.

24 August 2010

Black Hole Sun (of man)

Scientists have hypothesized that exact copies of this blog (this blog) exist in unfathomable numbers throughout the universe. Even this letter : l. This fact either proves or disproves the existence of God*. There is no room for agnostics.