Dear Train, I wrote these lyrics for you.

I bought a rugged rug and placed on the floor she said, like a bandstand outward bound assistant would...typical. The bars on the plaque were a nice touch though. Is teeth plaque spelled the same as award plaque? If so I am very decorated.

Pleasing people is easy if all you do is say that's fine. that's fine mr. ant. i will have some more green bananas if you want me to. What the difference between bananas and bananus? Its the anus, obviously. Obviously, its u.

Lesser than grain is yardwork. Lesser than yard work is the yard itself, a green pasture for fucking nothing to eat. FUCK LAWNS.

In other news, there are three CCR records displayed on the floor, but two of them are the same. It is not the season for gift wrap, and a big blue book is telling me not to eat this.

What I tried to tag this with: its good to be back, dear train, i love train, train is the best band, i wish train were here right now, maybe you should try listening to train, q: how many train cds do you have? a: all of them, it should have read 'tis not the season for gift wrap