Quantum Physics Haiku

in the parallel
mirrors of the barber shop
i see myself as

infinite

Four alarm

The fireman at the fro-yo.
The fireman at the icee stand.

The fireman gettin' an icee with ice cream in it.
The fireman picking toppings for his fro-yo.

Manual shift, five speed.

at some point, I realized that when I had been looking, everything was upside-down. That those pinnacles in the distance behind me were actually troughs, and that this slow, coasting descent was a climb to a peak I have not yet known.

I was fooled because we've climbed so effortlessly, free from a lactic burn in our legs. So let's pick up the pace, let's move so fast that everything stands still.

Naturally

Naturally, I am awaiting the return of the rap superstar. Waiting for Barry Bonds's acquittal (we are ALL Barry Bonds, don't you get it?!?). Waiting for what comes next. Will I ever think he is more than just barely competent? The studies are currently being analyzed by top scientists. A water bottle and a coke bottle: what is next?

In other news: s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's s's, martini glasses are all the rage, this fishy smell indicates something is fishy, and I am still full from dinner and 3 Zombie brownies.