15 July 2008

Other Blogs

Other blogs spew lies, while this blog basks in truth.
Other blogs are poorly written, while this blog's turns of phrase are subtle and sophisticated.
Other blogs are weighted with bias, while this blog soars freely through the airy breeze of objectivity.
Other blogs stoop to personal attacks, while this blog empowers all who read it.
Other blogs perpetuate the myth of the American Dream, while this blog fights for equity.
Other blogs are dudes, while this blog is a guy.
Other blogs examine the theories behind robots, while this blog just likes robots.
Other blogs stop off for fast food on the way home, while this blog relishes in preparing and serving home-cooked meals.
Other blogs are unsympathetic, while this blog always puts itself in others' shoes.
Other blogs are uncaring, while this blog is sensitive.
Other blogs knowingly and willfully embezzle funds from public welfare programs, while this blog is fiscally and socially responsible.
Other blog smell their hands, while this blog refrains from such activities.
Other blogs teach, while this blog learns.
Other blogs prefer energy drinks, while this blog abuses coffee and yerba mate.
Other blogs say yerba "ma-tay," while this blog says yerba "mate."
Other blogs lack focus, while this blog is poignant and concise.
Other blogs are preemptive, while this blog values diplomacy.
Other blogs are political, while this blog concerns itself with the daily goings-on of average existence.
Other blogs think they know shit about music, while this blog actually knows shit abut music.
Other blogs __________________, while this blog _________________________.

1 comment:

  1. Other blogs are narcissistic egomaniacs, while this blog is humble and modest. ;)

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