Pretending Decades w/ Bushy Beard

Pretending decades with bushy beard and curled mustache, our herringbone knickers stay clear of the big ring, Bing rings, Tig wigs, mustard and ketchup. Tongue and groove, native tongue, sunset. I know better. I know that these cheese chips will go straight to to my hips, straight to my lips though, in they go, move my jaw to and fro and hem and haw about the big bar's bar brawl brah bro hoedown bro. I go, "I'm a stowaway stowed away (blown away) and led astray by the anti-gay anti-May Day nay say." I say "nay," they "yea" and ballet on an airport runway for sport. Well allow me to retort: "Listen to me report, distort, mash and wort, contort, glort, belort, fort, fortress, hortress, hostess cupcakes RIP."