05 May 2013

Short letters to bass players

1. 
Your band is the Napalm Death of bands.I can also see how many times your singer clicks on this blog after searching his band's name.

2. 
Your pants look like lycra tights, and I think your drummer's dad wants to go home already.

3.
When you make that face, I want to laugh. I can see your wrinkles.

4.
There are too many of you, and dreadlocks are out.

5. 
You are not playing while you sing, and you are singing someone else's songs.

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