13 June 2008

In an Effort to Increase my Popularity, I've Decided

1. My name will now be my first initial and a shortened, more Americanized version of my last name.

2. My vocal inflections with be a subtle allusion to civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr.

3. To record, release, and deny my consent to a sex tape.

4. To produce my reality television in the "Bravo style."

5. To no longer wear a helmet.

6. My Second Life character will own an in ground pool and wear a robe.

7. To double the amount of calls to my five.

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