Sodas these days. Used to be that when a soda was having a contest and you opened the soda, you had like a one in eight chance of winning a free soda. Free. No questions asked. Twenty MFing ounces. Bam. Nowdays, you take the top off a soda and its like, "Hmm there is a chance you may have possibly won. Type this code as well as your identity into our mainframe database computer intrnet site and we'll let you know." OK?? Now say you do that all and low and behold you are a freaking winner. YOU HAVE NOT WON. You only have received a voucher for a buy one frickin' get one free 20 ozer. That's not winning. That's a coupon. So Diet Pepsi, if you're reading this, you can shove your contest up your cola-infested ass, OK? OK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
But seriously, if you put Indiana Jones on a bottle of soda, I WILL BUY IT.
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