Dick Army

I just read the entirety of this blog, and cannot believe that none  of it existed before my move to California . I cannot fathom life before ifoundthistape, but fathoming life before life before the Golden State is quite, quite easy. Are all the parts of me parts of me? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

In these proclamitory moments, I choose an inaudible tone of voice. Not gravel and screaming, but jumbled, for, as it turns out, I'm a writer who is scared of what he will write.

Maybe I'll delete this. Burzum is Neu-ian.