I Just Watched "Big" and I Have Some Issues with It

1. From Mrs. Baskin's perspective, this is a movie about child molestation.
2. If I was a grown woman and a guy took me back to his loft to show me his trampoline and blow-up Godzilla, I would get the fuck out.
3. Having your boss catch you playing Lazer Tag in a toy store gets you fired, not promoted.
4. From Mrs. Patterson's perspective, this is a movie about a toy executive who invites young boys into his office, and probably molests them.
5. At some point, Susan realizes she's been sleeping with a 13-year-old. Shouldn't she, like, vomit?
6. The part where Susan says, "You won't even remember me." and Josh says, "Oh, yes I will." is supposed to be touching, but actually its creepy.